thealvaomega:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

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best-of-funny:

prittydope:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

omg

X

best-of-funny:

prittydope:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

omg

X

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite

mildist:

bohaemian:

the-stuff-of—dreams:

unpresentable:

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

thefreedomwriter23:

galaxycheesepizza:

doctoroftheshadows:

thatsbeautifulhazza:

oh-dreammaker-heartbreaker:

confidence-in-confusion:

keelyisanobody:

I absolutely love this.

ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS

This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.

Additionally, in The Symposium, homosexual love was said to be more pure because it goes deeper than sexual gratification and concerns the welfare of the beloved’s soul as well as providing immortality of ideas and intellect.

if you are not standing in your room right now clapping then i don’t understand you

I’m sorry, but those were the same people who believed in order to become a man, you had to have your throat inseminated as a young boy by the elderly males.. that’s not really much to clap about

Bazinga.

Greeks were a lot of things, but the pedophilia thing kind of puts a damper on like, 90% of their philosophy.

♡♡

This is why I fucking love mythology


See mum, tumblr is educational!

mildist:

bohaemian:

the-stuff-of—dreams:

unpresentable:

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

thefreedomwriter23:

galaxycheesepizza:

doctoroftheshadows:

thatsbeautifulhazza:

oh-dreammaker-heartbreaker:

confidence-in-confusion:

keelyisanobody:

I absolutely love this.

ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS

This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.

Additionally, in The Symposium, homosexual love was said to be more pure because it goes deeper than sexual gratification and concerns the welfare of the beloved’s soul as well as providing immortality of ideas and intellect.

if you are not standing in your room right now clapping then i don’t understand you

I’m sorry, but those were the same people who believed in order to become a man, you had to have your throat inseminated as a young boy by the elderly males.. that’s not really much to clap about

Bazinga.

Greeks were a lot of things, but the pedophilia thing kind of puts a damper on like, 90% of their philosophy.

♡♡


This is why I fucking love mythology

See mum, tumblr is educational!

pkanaya:

sharkyrook:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

THAT’S NOT FAIR

i was literally thinking about this yesterday and how unfair the american grading system is for people that grade poorly

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

napoleonbonerhard:

HEY ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA how cute you are want to go out sometime